As Played at Tunbridge Wells, April 1, 1750  
"But this is the most cruel thing, to marry one does not know how, nor why, nor wherefore.—Gad, I never liked anybody less in my life. Poor woman!—Gad, I'm sorry for her, too; for I have no reason to hate her neither; but I wish we could keep it secret! why, I don't believe any of this company would speak of it."
DRAMATIS PERSONÆ
 
CAPTAIN AUDAINE, of a pompous and handsome person, and loves Miss Allonby.
 
LORD HUMPHREY DEGGE, younger son to the Marquis of Venour, makes love to
Miss Allonby.
 
GERALD ALLONBY, brother to Miss Allonby, a true raw Squire.
 
MR. ERWYN, betrothed to Lady Allonby.
 
VANRINGHAM, an impudent tragedian of the Globe Company.
 
QUARMBY, Vanringham's associate.
 
Miss ALLONBY, an heiress, of a petulant humor, in love with Audaine.
 
MARCHIONESS OF FALMOUTH, an impertinent affected dowager, and grandmother to Miss Allonby.
 
LADY ALLONBY, step-mother to Miss Allonby and Gerald.
 
POSTILIONS, SERVANTS, Etc.
SCENE
 
Tunbridge Wells, thence shifting to Chetwode Lodge, Mr. Babington-Herle's house, on Rusthall Common, within two miles of the town.
THE CASUAL HONEYMOON
 
PROEM:—Introductive of Captain Francis Audaine
 
It appears convenient here to pursue Miss Allonby on her stroll about the Pantiles in co............