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NINE — The God of the Gongs
 IT was one of those chilly1 and empty afternoons in early winter, when the daylight is silver rather than gold and pewter rather than silver. If it was dreary2 in a hundred bleak3 offices and yawning drawing-rooms, it was drearier4 still along the edges of the flat Essex coast, where the monotony was the more inhuman5 for being broken at very long intervals6 by a lamp-post that looked less civilized7 than a tree, or a tree that looked more ugly than a lamp-post. A light fall of snow had half-melted into a few strips, also looking leaden rather than silver, when it had been fixed8 again by the seal of frost; no fresh snow had fallen, but a ribbon of the old snow ran along the very margin9 of the coast, so as to parallel the pale ribbon of the foam10.  
The line of the sea looked frozen in the very vividness of its violet-blue, like the vein11 of a frozen finger. For miles and miles, forward and back, there was no breathing soul, save two pedestrians12, walking at a brisk pace, though one had much longer legs and took much longer strides than the other.
 
It did not seem a very appropriate place or time for a holiday, but Father Brown had few holidays, and had to take them when he could, and he always preferred, if possible, to take them in company with his old friend Flambeau, ex-criminal and ex-detective. The priest had had a fancy for visiting his old parish at Cobhole, and was going north-eastward along the coast.
 
After walking a mile or two farther, they found that the shore was beginning to be formally embanked, so as to form something like a parade; the ugly lamp-posts became less few and far between and more ornamental14, though quite equally ugly. Half a mile farther on Father Brown was puzzled first by little labyrinths15 of flowerless flower-pots, covered with the low, flat, quiet-coloured plants that look less like a garden than a tessellated pavement, between weak curly paths studded with seats with curly backs. He faintly sniffed16 the atmosphere of a certain sort of seaside town that he did not specially17 care about, and, looking ahead along the parade by the sea, he saw something that put the matter beyond a doubt. In the grey distance the big bandstand of a watering-place stood up like a giant mushroom with six legs.
 
“I suppose,” said Father Brown, turning up his coat-collar and drawing a woollen scarf rather closer round his neck, “that we are approaching a pleasure resort.”
 
“I fear,” answered Flambeau, “a pleasure resort to which few people just now have the pleasure of resorting. They try to revive these places in the winter, but it never succeeds except with Brighton and the old ones. This must be Seawood, I think—Lord Pooley’s experiment; he had the Sicilian Singers down at Christmas, and there’s talk about holding one of the great glove-fights here. But they’ll have to chuck the rotten place into the sea; it’s as dreary as a lost railway-carriage.”
 
They had come under the big bandstand, and the priest was looking up at it with a curiosity that had something rather odd about it, his head a little on one side, like a bird’s. It was the conventional, rather tawdry kind of erection for its purpose: a flattened19 dome20 or canopy21, gilt22 here and there, and lifted on six slender pillars of painted wood, the whole being raised about five feet above the parade on a round wooden platform like a drum. But there was something fantastic about the snow combined with something artificial about the gold that haunted Flambeau as well as his friend with some association he could not capture, but which he knew was at once artistic23 and alien.
 
“I’ve got it,” he said at last. “It’s Japanese. It’s like those fanciful Japanese prints, where the snow on the mountain looks like sugar, and the gilt on the pagodas24 is like gilt on gingerbread. It looks just like a little pagan temple.”
 
“Yes,” said Father Brown. “Let’s have a look at the god.” And with an agility25 hardly to be expected of him, he hopped26 up on to the raised platform.
 
“Oh, very well,” said Flambeau, laughing; and the next instant his own towering figure was visible on that quaint27 elevation28.
 
Slight as was the difference of height, it gave in those level wastes a sense of seeing yet farther and farther across land and sea. Inland the little wintry gardens faded into a confused grey copse; beyond that, in the distance, were long low barns of a lonely farmhouse29, and beyond that nothing but the long East Anglian plains. Seawards there was no sail or sign of life save a few seagulls: and even they looked like the last snowflakes, and seemed to float rather than fly.
 
Flambeau turned abruptly30 at an exclamation31 behind him. It seemed to come from lower down than might have been expected, and to be addressed to his heels rather than his head. He instantly held out his hand, but he could hardly help laughing at what he saw. For some reason or other the platform had given way under Father Brown, and the unfortunate little man had dropped through to the level of the parade. He was just tall enough, or short enough, for his head alone to stick out of the hole in the broken wood, looking like St John the Baptist’s head on a charger. The face wore a disconcerted expression, as did, perhaps, that of St John the Baptist.
 
In a moment he began to laugh a little. “This wood must be rotten,” said Flambeau. “Though it seems odd it should bear me, and you go through the weak place. Let me help you out.”
 
But the little priest was looking rather curiously32 at the corners and edges of the wood alleged33 to be rotten, and there was a sort of trouble on his brow.
 
“Come along,” cried Flambeau impatiently, still with his big brown hand extended. “Don’t you want to get out?”
 
The priest was holding a splinter of the broken wood between his finger and thumb, and did not immediately reply. At last he said thoughtfully: “Want to get out? Why, no. I rather think I want to get in.” And he dived into the darkness under the wooden floor so abruptly as to knock off his big curved clerical hat and leave it lying on the boards above, without any clerical head in it.
 
Flambeau looked once more inland and out to sea, and once more could see nothing but seas as wintry as the snow, and snows as level as the sea.
 
There came a scurrying34 noise behind him, and the little priest came scrambling35 out of the hole faster than he had fallen in. His face was no longer disconcerted, but rather resolute36, and, perhaps only through the reflections of the snow, a trifle paler than usual.
 
“Well?” asked his tall friend. “Have you found the god of the temple?”
 
“No,” answered Father Brown. “I have found what was sometimes more important. The Sacrifice.”
 
“What the devil do you mean?” cried Flambeau, quite alarmed.
 
Father Brown did not answer. He was staring, with a knot in his forehead, at the landscape; and he suddenly pointed37 at it. “What’s that house over there?” he asked.
 
Following his finger, Flambeau saw for the first time the corners of a building nearer than the farmhouse, but screened for the most part with a fringe of trees. It was not a large building, and stood well back from the shore—, but a glint of ornament13 on it suggested that it was part of the same watering-place scheme of decoration as the bandstand, the little gardens and the curly-backed iron seats.
 
Father Brown jumped off the bandstand, his friend following; and as they walked in the direction indicated the trees fell away to right and left, and they saw a small, rather flashy hotel, such as is common in resorts—the hotel of the Saloon Bar rather than the Bar Parlour. Almost the whole frontage was of gilt plaster and figured glass, and between that grey seascape and the grey, witch-like trees, its gimcrack quality had something spectral38 in its melancholy39. They both felt vaguely40 that if any food or drink were offered at such a hostelry, it would be the paste-board ham and empty mug of the pantomime.
 
In this, however, they were not altogether confirmed. As they drew nearer and nearer to the place they saw in front of the buffet42, which was apparently43 closed, one of the iron garden-seats with curly backs that had adorned44 the gardens, but much longer, running almost the whole length of the frontage. Presumably, it was placed so that visitors might sit there and look at the sea, but one hardly expected to find anyone doing it in such weather.
 
Nevertheless, just in front of the extreme end of the iron seat stood a small round restaurant table, and on this stood a small bottle of Chablis and a plate of almonds and raisins45. Behind the table and on the seat sat a dark-haired young man, bareheaded, and gazing at the sea in a state of almost astonishing immobility.
 
But though he might have been a waxwork46 when they were within four yards of him, he jumped up like a jack-in-the-box when they came within three, and said in a deferential47, though not undignified, manner: “Will you step inside, gentlemen? I have no staff at present, but I can get you anything simple myself.”
 
“Much obliged,” said Flambeau. “So you are the proprietor49?”
 
“Yes,” said the dark man, dropping back a little into his motionless manner. “My waiters are all Italians, you see, and I thought it only fair they should see their countryman beat the black, if he really can do it. You know the great fight between Malvoli and Nigger Ned is coming off after all?”
 
“I’m afraid we can’t wait to trouble your hospitality seriously,” said Father Brown. “But my friend would be glad of a glass of sherry, I’m sure, to keep out the cold and drink success to the Latin champion.”
 
Flambeau did not understand the sherry, but he did not object to it in the least. He could only say amiably50: “Oh, thank you very much.”
 
“Sherry, sir—certainly,” said their host, turning to his hostel41. “Excuse me if I detain you a few minutes. As I told you, I have no staff—” And he went towards the black windows of his shuttered and unlighted inn.
 
“Oh, it doesn’t really matter,” began Flambeau, but the man turned to reassure51 him.
 
“I have the keys,” he said. “I could find my way in the dark.”
 
“I didn’t mean—” began Father Brown.
 
He was interrupted by a bellowing52 human voice that came out of the bowels53 of the uninhabited hotel. It thundered some foreign name loudly but inaudibly, and the hotel proprietor moved more sharply towards it than he had done for Flambeau’s sherry. As instant evidence proved, the proprietor had told, then and after, nothing but the literal truth. But both Flambeau and Father Brown have often confessed that, in all their (often outrageous) adventures, nothing had so chilled their blood as that voice of an ogre, sounding suddenly out of a silent and empty inn.
 
“My cook!” cried the proprietor hastily. “I had forgotten my cook. He will be starting presently. Sherry, sir?”
 
And, sure enough, there appeared in the doorway55 a big white bulk with white cap and white apron56, as befits a cook, but with the needless emphasis of a black face. Flambeau had often heard that negroes made good cooks. But somehow something in the contrast of colour and caste increased his surprise that the hotel proprietor should answer the call of the cook, and not the cook the call of the proprietor. But he reflected that head cooks are proverbially arrogant57; and, besides, the host had come back with the sherry, and that was the great thing.
 
“I rather wonder,” said Father Brown, “that there are so few people about the beach, when this big fight is coming on after all. We only met one man for miles.”
 
The hotel proprietor shrugged58 his shoulders. “They come from the other end of the town, you see—from the station, three miles from here. They are only interested in the sport, and will stop in hotels for the night only. After all, it is hardly weather for basking59 on the shore.”
 
“Or on the seat,” said Flambeau, and pointed to the little table.
 
“I have to keep a look-out,” said the man with the motionless face. He was a quiet, well-featured fellow, rather sallow; his dark clothes had nothing distinctive60 about them, except that his black necktie was worn rather high, like a stock, and secured by a gold pin with some grotesque61 head to it. Nor was there anything notable in the face, except something that was probably a mere62 nervous trick—a habit of opening one eye more narrowly than the other, giving the impression that the other was larger, or was, perhaps, artificial.
 
The silence that ensued was broken by their host saying quietly: “Whereabouts did you meet the one man on your march?”
 
“Curiously enough,” answered the priest, “close by here—just by that bandstand.”
 
Flambeau, who had sat on the long iron seat to finish his sherry, put it down and rose to his feet, staring at his friend in amazement63. He opened his mouth to speak, and then shut it again.
 
“Curious,” said the dark-haired man thoughtfully. “What was he like?”
 
“It was rather dark when I saw him,” began Father Brown, “but he was—”
 
As has been said, the hotel-keeper can be proved to have told the precise truth. His phrase that the cook was starting presently was fulfilled to the letter, for the cook came out, pulling his gloves on, even as they spoke64.
 
But he was a very different figure from the confused mass of white and black that had appeared for an instant in the doorway. He was buttoned and buckled65 up to his bursting eyeballs in the most brilliant fashion. A tall black hat was tilted67 on his broad black head—a hat of the sort that the French wit has compared to eight mirrors. But somehow the black man was like the black hat. He also was black, and yet his glossy68 skin flung back the light at eight angles or more. It is needless to say that he wore white spats69 and a white slip inside his waistcoat. The red flower stood up in his buttonhole aggressively, as if it had suddenly grown there. And in the way he carried his cane70 in one hand and his cigar in the other there was a certain attitude—an attitude we must always remember when we talk of racial prejudices: something innocent and insolent—the cake walk.
 
“Sometimes,” said Flambeau, looking after him, “I’m not surprised that they lynch them.”
 
“I am never surprised,” said Father Brown, “at any work of hell. But as I was saying,” he resumed, as the negro, still ostentatiously pulling on his yellow gloves, betook himself briskly towards the watering-place, a queer music-hall figure against that grey and frosty scene—“as I was saying, I couldn’t describe the man very minutely, but he had a flourish and old-fashioned whiskers and moustachios, dark or dyed, as in the pictures of foreign financiers, round his neck was wrapped a long purple scarf that thrashed out in the wind as he walked. It was fixed at the throat rather in the way that nurses fix children’s comforters with a safety-pin. Only this,” added the priest, gazing placidly71 out to sea, “was not a safety-pin.”
 
The man sitting on the long iron bench was also gazing placidly out to sea. Now he was once more in repose72. Flambeau felt quite certain that one of his eyes was naturally larger than the other. Both were now well opened, and he could almost fancy the left eye grew larger as he gazed.
 
“It was a very long gold pin, and had the carved head of a monkey or some such thing,” continued the cleric; “and it was fixed in a rather odd way—he wore pince-nez and a broad black—”
 
The motionless man continued to gaze at the sea, and the eyes in his head might have belonged to two different men. Then he made a movement of blinding swiftness.
 
Father Brown had his back to him, and in that flash might have fallen dead on his face. Flambeau had no weapon, but his large brown hands were resting on the end of the long iron seat. His shoulders abruptly altered their shape, and he heaved the whole huge thing high over his head, like a headsman’s axe73 about to fall. The mere height of the thing, as he held it vertical
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