Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,

Did you ever hear of Michael Angelo?

He was a famous artist who lived in Italy in the Middle Ages.
Everybody in English Literature seemed to know about him, and the
whole class laughed because I thought he was an archangel. He sounds
like an archangel, doesn\'t he? The trouble with college is that you
are expected to know such a lot of things you\'ve never learned.
It\'s very embarrassing at times. But now, when the girls talk about
things that I never heard of, I just keep still and look them up
in the encyclopedia.

I made an awful mistake the first day. Somebody mentioned
Maurice Maeterlinck, and I asked if she was a Freshman.
That joke has gone all over college. But anyway, I\'m just
as bright in class as any of the others--and brighter than some of them!

Do you care to know how I\'ve furnished my room? It\'s a symphony
in brown and yellow. The wall was tinted buff, and I\'ve bought
yellow denim curtains and cushions and a mahogany desk (second hand
for three dollars) and a rattan chair and a brown rug with an ink
spot in the middle. I stand the chair over the spot.

The windows are up high; you can\'t look out from an ordinary seat.
But I unscrewed the looking-glass from the back of the bureau,
upholstered the top and moved it up against the window. It\'s just
the right height for a window seat. You pull out the drawers like
steps and walk up. Very comfortable!

Sallie McBride helped me choose the things at the Senior auction.
She has lived in a house all her life and knows about furnishing.
You can\'t imagine what fun it is to shop and pay with a real
five-dollar bill and get some change--when you\'ve never had more than
a few cents in your life. I assure you, Daddy dear, I do appreciate
that allowance.

Sallie is the most entertaining person in the world--and Julia
Rutledge Pendleton the least so. It\'s queer what a mixture
the registrar can make in the matter of room-mates. Sallie thinks
everything is funny--even flunking--and Julia is bored at everything.
She never makes the slightest effort to be amiable. She believes
that if you are a Pendleton, that fact alone admits you to heaven
without any further examination. Julia and I were born to be enemies.

And now I suppose you\'ve been waiting very impatiently to hear
what I am learning?

I. Latin: Second Punic war. Hannibal and his forces pitched camp
at Lake Trasimenus last night. They prepared an ambuscade for
the Romans, and a battle took place at the fourth watch this morning.
Romans in retreat.

II. French: 24 pages of the Three Musketeers and third conjugation,
irregular verbs.

III. Geometry: Finished cylinders; now doing cones.

IV. English: Studying exposition. My style improves daily
in clearness and brevity.

V. Physiology: Reached the digestive system. Bile and the pancreas
next time. Yours, on the way to being educated,
Jerusha Abbott


PS. I hope you never touch alcohol, Daddy? It does dreadful
things to your liver.