—-I'll play the . Richard III., Act V., Scene 3.
James had no sooner resumed his seat at the council-board than he began to in his chair, cough, use his handkerchief, and make other intimations that he a long speech. The council composed themselves to the beseeming degree of attention. Charles, as strict in his notions of decorum, as his father was indifferent to it, himself in an attitude of and respectful attention, while the favourite, conscious of his power over both father and son, stretched himself more easily on his seat, and, in assuming an appearance of listening, seemed to pay a debt to ceremonial rather than to duty.
“I doubt not, my lords,” said the , “that some of you may be thinking the hour of refection is past, and that it is time to ask with the slave in the comedy—Quid de symbolo?—Nevertheless, to do justice and exercise is our meat and drink; and now we are to pray your wisdom to consider the case of this unhappy youth, Lord Glenvarloch, and see whether, consistently with our honour, any thing can be done in his favour.”
“I am surprised at your 's wisdom making the inquiry,” said the Duke; “it is plain this Dalgarno hath proved one of the most on earth, and it must therefore be clear, that if Lord Glenvarloch had run him through the body, there would but have been out of the world a who had lived in it too long. I think Lord Glenvarloch hath had much wrong; and I regret that, by the of this false fellow, I have myself had some hand in it.”
“Ye speak like a child, Steenie—I mean my Lord of Buckingham,” answered the king, “and as one that does not understand the of the schools; for an action may be inconsequential or even , quoad hominem, that is, as him upon whom it is acted; and yet most criminal, quoad locum, or considering the place wherein it is done; as a man may dance Chrighty Beardie or any other dance in a , but not parietes ecclesiae. So that, though it may have been a good deed to have sticked Lord Dalgarno, being such as he has shown himself, anywhere else, yet it fell under the plain , when violence was offered within the of the Court. For, let me tell you, my lords, the statute against striking would be of no small use in our Court, if it could be by the person stricken to be a knave. It is much to be that I nae Court in Christendom where are not to be found; and if men are to break the peace under of beating them, why, it will rain Jeddart staves [Footnote: The old-fashioned weapon called the Jeddart staff was a species of battle-axe. Of a very great tempest, it is said, in the south of Scotland, that it rains Jeddart staffs, as in England the common people talk of its raining cats and dogs.] in our very ante-.”
“What your Majesty says,” replied Prince Charles, “is marked with your usual wisdom—the precincts of palaces must be sacred as well as the persons of kings, which are respected even in the most barbarous nations, as being one step only beneath their divinities. But your Majesty's will can control the severity of this and every other law, and it is in your power, on consideration of his case, to grant the rash young man a free pardon.”
“Rem acu tetigisti, Carole, mi puerule,” answered the king; “and know, my lords, that we have, by a shrewd device and gift of our own, already sounded the very depth of this Lord Glenvarloch's . I trow there be among you some that remember my handling in the curious case of my Lady Lake, and how I trimmed them about the story of hearkening behind the arras. Now this put me to , and I remembered me of having read that Dionysius, King of Syracuse, whom historians call Tyrannos, which signifieth not in the Greek tongue, as in ours, a , but a royal king who governs, it may be, something more than we and other , whom the ancients termed Basileis—Now this Dionysius of Syracuse caused cunning workmen to build for himself a lugg—D'ye ken what that is, my Lord ?”
“A cathedral, I presume to guess,” answered the Bishop.
“What the deil, man—I your lordship's pardon for swearing—but it was no cathedral—only a lurking-place called the king's lugg, or ear, where he could sit undescried, and hear the of his prisoners. Now, sirs, in imitation of this Dionysius, whom I took for my pattern, the rather that he was a great and grammarian, and taught a school with good applause after his , (either he or his successor of the same name, it matters not whilk)—I have caused them to make a lugg up at the state-prison of the Tower yonder, more like a pulpit than a cathedral, my Lord Bishop—and communicating with the arras behind the Lieutenant's chamber, where we may sit and hear the of such prisoners as are pent up there for state-offences, and so creep into the very secrets of our enemies.”
The Prince cast a glance towards the Duke, of great vexation and disgust. Buckingham his shoulders, but the motion was so slight as to be almost imperceptible.
“Weel, my lords, ye ken the at the hunting this morning—I shall not get out of the trembling exies until I have a sound night's sleep—just after that, they bring ye in a pretty page that had been found in the Park. We were warned against examining him ourselves by the anxious care of those around us; nevertheless, holding our life ever at the service of these kingdoms, we commanded all to avoid the room, the rather that we suspected this boy to be a girl. What think ye, my lords?—few of you would have thought I had a hawk's eye for sic gear; but we thank God, that though we are old, we know so much of such toys as may beseem a man of decent gravity. Weel, my lords, we questioned this in male ourselves, and I it was a very pretty interrogatory, and well followed. For, though she at first that she assumed this disguise in order to the woman who should present us with the Lady Hermione's petition, for whom she professed entire affection; yet when we, suspecting anguis in herba, did put her to the very question, she was compelled to own a for Glenvarlochides, i............