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9. The Abbe D’Herblay.
 At the of the village Planchet turned to the left in to the orders of Aramis, and stopped the window which had light in it. Aramis alighted and clapped his hands three times. Immediately the window was opened and a ladder of rope was let down from it.  
“My friend,” said Aramis, “if you like to I shall be delighted to receive you.”
 
“Ah,” said D’Artagnan, “is that the way you return to your apartment?”
 
“After nine at night, pardieu!” said Aramis, “the rule of the convent is very severe.”
 
“Pardon me, my dear friend,” said D’Artagnan, “I think you said ‘pardieu!’”
 
“Do you think so?” said Aramis, smiling; “it is possible. You have no idea, my dear fellow, how one acquires bad habits in these cursed convents, or what evil ways all these men of the church have, with whom I am obliged to live. But will you not go up?”
 
“Pass on before me, I beg of you.”
 
“As the late used to say to the late king, ‘only to show you the way, sire.’” And Aramis the ladder quickly and reached the window in an instant.
 
D’Artagnan followed, but less nimbly, showing plainly that this mode of was not one to which he was accustomed.
 
“I beg your pardon,” said Aramis, noticing his awkwardness; “if I had known that I was to have the honor of your visit I should have the gardener’s ladder; but for me alone this is good enough.”
 
“Sir,” said Planchet when he saw D’Artagnan on the summit of the ladder, “this way is easy for Monsieur Aramis and even for you; in case of necessity I might also climb up, but my two horses cannot mount the ladder.”
 
“Take them to yonder shed, my friend,” said Aramis, pointing to a low building on the plain; “there you will find hay and straw for them; then come back here and clap your hands three times, and we will give you wine and food. Marry, forsooth, people don’t die of hunger here.”
 
And Aramis, drawing in the ladder, closed the window. D’Artagnan then looked around .
 
Never was there an apartment at the same time more warlike and more elegant. At each corner were arranged , presenting to view swords of all sorts, and on the walls hung four great pictures representing in their ordinary military costume the Cardinal de Lorraine, the Cardinal de Richelieu, the Cardinal de la Valette, and the Archbishop of Bordeaux. , nothing in the room showed that it was the habitation of an abbe. The hangings were of damask, the carpets from Alencon, and the bed, especially, had more the look of a fine lady’s couch, with its trimmings of fine lace and its counterpane, than that of a man who had made a that he would endeavor to gain Heaven by fasting and .
 
“You are examining my den,” said Aramis. “Ah, my dear fellow, excuse me; I am like a Chartreux. But what are you looking for?”
 
“I am looking for the person who let down the ladder. I see no one and yet the ladder didn’t come down of itself.”
 
“No, it is Bazin.”
 
“Ah! ah!” said D’Artagnan.
 
“But,” continued Aramis, “Bazin is a well trained servant, and seeing that I was not alone he . Sit down, my dear friend, and let us talk.” And Aramis pushed forward a large easy-chair, in which D’Artagnan stretched himself out.
 
“In the first place, you will sup with me, will you not?” asked Aramis.
 
“Yes, if you really wish it,” said D’Artagnan, “and even with great pleasure, I confess; the journey has given me a devil of an appetite.”
 
“Ah, my poor friend!” said Aramis, “you will find meagre fare; you were not expected.”
 
“Am I then threatened with the omelet of Crevecoeur?”
 
“Oh, let us hope,” said Aramis, “that with the help of God and of Bazin we shall find something better than that in the of the Jesuit fathers. Bazin, my friend, come here.”
 
The door opened and Bazin entered; on perceiving the musketeer he uttered an that was almost a cry of despair.
 
“My dear Bazin,” said D’Artagnan, “I am delighted to see with what wonderful composure you can tell a lie even in church!”
 
“Sir,” replied Bazin, “I have been taught by the good Jesuit fathers that it is permitted to tell a falsehood when it is told in a good cause.”
 
“So far well,” said Aramis; “we are dying of hunger. Serve us up the best supper you can, and especially give us some good wine.”
 
Bazin bowed low, sighed, and left the room.
 
“Now we are alone, dear Aramis,” said D’Artagnan, “tell me how the devil you managed to alight upon the back of Planchet’s horse.”
 
“I’faith!” answered Aramis, “as you see, from Heaven.”
 
“From Heaven,” replied D’Artagnan, shaking his head; “you have no more the appearance of coming from thence than you have of going there.”
 
“My friend,” said Aramis, with a look of imbecility on his face which D’Artagnan had never observed whilst he was in the musketeers, “if I did not come from Heaven, at least I was leaving Paradise, which is almost the same.”
 
“Here, then, is a puzzle for the learned,” observed D’Artagnan, “until now they have never been able to agree as to the situation of Paradise; some place it on Mount Ararat, others between the rivers Tigris and Euphrates; it seems that they have been looking very far away for it, while it was actually very near. Paradise is at Noisy le Sec, upon the site of the archbishop’s . People do not go out from it by the door, but by the window; one doesn’t here by the marble steps of a peristyle, but by the branches of a lime-tree; and the angel with a flaming sword who guards this elysium seems to have changed his name of Gabriel into that of the more terrestrial one of the Prince de Marsillac.”
 
Aramis burst into a fit of laughter.
 
“You were always a merry companion, my dear D’Artagnan,” he said, “and your Gascon fancy has not you. Yes, there is something in what you say; nevertheless, do not believe that it is Madame de Longueville with whom I am in love.”
 
“A plague on’t! I shall not do so. After having been so long in love with Madame de Chevreuse, you would hardly lay your heart at the feet of her mortal enemy!”
 
“Yes,” replied Aramis, with an absent air; “yes, that poor duchess! I once loved her much, and to do her justice, she was very useful to us. Eventually she was obliged to leave France. He was a enemy, that damned cardinal,” continued Aramis, glancing at the portrait of the old minister. “He had even given orders to arrest her and would have cut off her head had she not escaped with her waiting-maid--poor Kitty! I have heard that she met with a strange adventure in I don’t know what village, with I don’t know what cure, of whom she asked hospitality and who, having but one , and taking her for a cavalier, offered to share it with her. For she had a wonderful way of as a man, that dear Marie; I know only one other woman who can do it as well. So they made this song about her: ‘Laboissiere, dis moi.’ You know it, don’t you?”
 
“No, sing it, please.”
 
Aramis immediately complied, and sang the song in a very lively manner.
 
“Bravo!” cried D’Artagnan, “you sing charmingly, dear Aramis. I do not perceive that singing masses has spoiled your voice.”
 
“My dear D’Artagnan,” replied Aramis, “you understand, when I was a musketeer I mounted guard as seldom as I could; now when I am an abbe I say as few masses as I can. But to return to our duchess.”
 
“Which--the Duchess de Chevreuse or the Duchess de Longueville?”
 
“Have I not already told you that there is nothing between me and the Duchess de Longueville? Little flirtations, perhaps, and that’s all. No, I of the Duchess de Chevreuse; did you see her after her return from Brussels, after the king’s death?”
 
“Yes, she is still beautiful.”
 
“Yes,” said Aramis, “I saw her also at that time. I gave her good advice, by which she did not profit. I ventured to tell her that Mazarin was the lover of Anne of Austria. She wouldn’t believe me, saying that she knew Anne of Austria, who was too proud to love such a worthless . After that she into the headed by the Duke of Beaufort; and the ‘coxcomb’ arrested De Beaufort and Madame de Chevreuse.”
 
“You know,” resumed D’Artagnan, “that she has had leave to return to France?”
 
“Yes she is come back and is going to commit some fresh or another.”
 
“Oh, but this time perhaps she will follow your advice.”
 
“Oh, this time,” returned Aramis, “I haven’t seen her; she is much changed.”
 
“In that respect unlike you, my dear Aramis, for you are still the same; you have still your beautiful dark hair, still your elegant figure, still your feminine hands, which are admirably suited to a prelate.”
 
“Yes,” replied Aramis, “I am extremely careful of my appearance. Do you know that I am growing old? I am nearly thirty-seven.”
 
“Mind, Aramis”--D’Artagnan smiled as he spoke--“since we are together again, let us agree on one point: what age shall we be in future?”
 
“How?”
 
“Formerly I was your junior by two or three years, and if I am not mistaken I am turned forty years old.”
 
“Indeed! Then ‘tis I who am mistaken, for you have always been a good chronologist. By your reckoning I must be forty-three at least. The devil I am! Don’t let it out at the Hotel Rambouillet; it would ruin me,” replied the abbe.
 
“Don’t be afraid,” said D’Artagnan. “I never go there.”
 
“Why, what in the world,” cried Aramis, “is that animal Bazin doing? Bazin! Hurry up there, you ; we are mad with hunger and thirst!”
 
Bazin entered at that moment carrying a bottle in each hand.
 
“At last,” said Aramis, “we are ready, are we?”
 
“Yes, monsieur, quite ready,” said Bazin; “but it took me some time to bring up all the----”
 
“Because you always think you have on your shoulders your beadle’s robe, and spend all your time reading your breviary. But I give you warning that if in polishing your you forget how to brighten up my sword, I will make a great fire of your blessed images and will see that you are roasted on it.”
 
Bazin, scandalized, made a sign of the cross with the bottle in his hand. D’Artagnan, more surprised than ever at the tone and manners of the Abbe d’Herblay, which contrasted so strongly with those of the Musketeer Aramis, remained staring with wide-open eyes at the face of his friend.
 
Bazin quickly covered the table with a damask cloth and arranged upon it so many things, , perfumed, appetizing, that D’Artagnan was quite overcome.
 
“But you expected some one then?” asked the officer.
 
“Oh,” said Aramis, “I always try to be prepared; and then I knew you were seeking me.”
 
“From whom?”
 
“From Master Bazin, to be sure; he took you for the devil, my dear fellow, and hastened to warn me of the danger that threatened my soul if I should meet again a companion so wicked as an officer of musketeers.”
 
“Oh, monsieur!” said Bazin, clasping his hands supplicatingly.
 
“Come, no ! you know that I don’t like it. You will do much better to open the window and let down some bread, a chicken and a bottle of wine to your friend Planchet, who has been this last hour himself clapping his hands.”
 
Planchet, in fact, had bedded and fed his horses, and then coming back under the window had repeated two or three times the signal agreed upon.
 
Bazin obeyed, fastened to the end of a cord the three articles designated and let them down to Planchet, who then went satisfied to his shed.
 
“Now to supper,” said Aramis.
 
The two friends sat down and Aramis began to cut up , partridges and hams with admirable skill.
 
“The deuce!” cried D’Artagnan; “do you live in this way always?”
 
“Yes, pretty well. The coadjutor has given me dispensations from fasting on the jours maigres, on account of my health; then I have engaged as my cook the cook who lived with Lafollone--you know the man I mean?--the friend of the cardinal, and the famous whose grace after dinner used to be, ‘Good Lord, do me the favor to cause me to digest what I have eaten.’”
 
“Nevertheless he died of indigestion, in spite of his grace,” said D’Artagnan.
 
“What can you expect?” replied Aramis, in a tone of resignation. “Every man that’s born must fulfil his destiny.”
 
“If it be not an indelicate question,” resumed D’Artagnan, “have you grown rich?”
 
“Oh, Heaven! no. I make about twelve thousand francs a year, without counting a little benefice of a thousand crowns the prince gave me.”
 
“And how do you make your twelve thousand francs? By your poems?”
 
“No, I have given up poetry, except now and then to write a drinking song, some gay or some innocent epigram; I compose sermons, my friend.”
 
“What! sermons? Do you preach them?”
 
“No; I sell them to those of my cloth who wish to become great .”
 
“Ah, indeed! and you have not been by the hopes of reputation yourself?”
 
“I should, my dear D’Artagnan, have been so, but nature said ‘No.’ When I am in the pulpit, if by chance a pretty woman looks at me, I look at her again: if she smiles, I smile too. Then I speak at ; instead of preaching about the of hell I talk of the joys of Paradise. An event took place in the Church of St. Louis au Marais. A gentleman laughed in my face. I stopped short to tell him that he was a fool; the congregation went out to get stones to stone me with, but whilst they were away I found means to conciliate the priests who were present, so that my was instead of me. ‘Tis true that he came the next morning to my house, thinking that he had to do with an abbe--like all other abbes.”
 
“And what was the end of the affair?”
 
“We met in the Place Royale--Egad! you know about it.”
 
“Was I not your second?” cried D’Artagnan.
 
“You were; you know how I settled the matter.”
 
“Did he die?”
 
“I don’t know. But, at all events, I gave him absolution in articulo mortis. ‘Tis enough to kill the body, without killing the soul.”
 
Bazin made a despairing sign which meant that while perhaps he approved the moral he altogether the tone in which it was uttered.
 
“Bazin, my friend,” said Aramis, “you don’t seem to be aware that I can see you in that mirror, and you forget that once for all I have forbidden all signs of or disapprobation. You will do me the favor to bring us some Spanish wine and then to withdraw. Besides, my friend D’Artagnan has something to say to me , have you not, D’Artagnan?”
 
D’Artagnan nodded his head and Bazin retired, after placing on the table the Spanish wine.
 
The two friends, left alone, remained silent, face to face. Aramis seemed to await a comfortable ; D’Artagnan, to be preparing his exordium. Each of them, when the other was not looking, hazarded a sly glance. It was Aramis who broke the silence.
 
“What are you thinking of, D’Artagnan?” he began.
 
“I was thinking, my dear old friend, that when you were a musketeer you turned your thoughts to the church, and now that you are an abbe you are perpetually to be once more a musketeer.”
 
“‘Tis true; man, as you know,” said Aramis, “is a strange animal, made up of contradictions. Since I became an abbe I dream of nothing but battles.”
 
“That is apparent in your surroundings; you have rapiers here of every form and to suit the most taste. Do you still fence well?”
 
“I--I fence as well as you did in the old time--better still, perhaps; I do nothing else all day.”
 
“And with whom?”
 
“With an excellent master-at-arms that we have here.”
 
“What! here?”
 
“Yes, here, in this convent, my dear fellow. There is everything in a Jesuit convent.”
 
“Then you would have killed Monsieur de Marsillac if he had come alone to attack you, instead of at the head of twenty men?”
 
“Undoubtedly,” said Aramis, “and even at the head of his twenty men, if I could have without being recognized.”
 
“God pardon me!” said D’Artagnan to himself, “I believe he has become more Gascon than I am!” Then aloud: “Well, my dear Aramis, do you ask me why I came to seek you?”
 
“No, I have not asked you that,” said Aramis, with his subtle manner; “but I have expected you to tell me.”
 
“Well, I sought you for the single purpose of offering you a chance to kill Monsieur de Marsillac whenever you please, prince though he is.”
 
“Hold on! wait!” said Aramis; “that is an idea!”
 
“Of which I invite you to take advantage, my friend. Let us see; with your thousan............
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