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Chapter XXIX
 “’Tis a birdlike sensuousness2 that is all the Little Lady’s own,” Terrence was saying, as he helped himself to a cocktail3 from the tray Ah Ha was passing around.  
It was the hour before dinner, and Graham, Leo and Terrence McFane had chanced together in the stag-room.
 
“No, Leo,” the Irishman warned the young poet. “Let the one suffice you. Your cheeks are warm with it. A second one and you’ll conflagrate. ’Tis no right you have to be mixing beauty and strong drink in that lad’s head of yours. Leave the drink to your elders. There is such a thing as consanguinity4 for drink. You have it not. As for me—­”
 
He emptied the glass and paused to turn the cocktail reminiscently on his tongue.
 
“’Tis women’s drink,” he shook his head in condemnation5. “It likes me not. It bites me not. And devil a bit of a taste is there to it.—­Ah Ha, my boy,” he called to the Chinese, “mix me a highball in a long, long glass—­a stiff one.”
 
He held up four fingers horizontally to indicate the measure of liquor he would have in the glass, and, to Ah Ha’s query6 as to what kind of whiskey, answered, “Scotch or Irish, bourbon or rye—­whichever comes nearest to hand.”
 
Graham shook his head to the Chinese, and laughed to the Irishman. “You’ll never drink me down, Terrence. I’ve not forgotten what you did to O’Hay.”
 
“’Twas an accident I would have you think,” was the reply. “They say when a man’s not feeling any too fit a bit of drink will hit him like a club.”
 
“And you?” Graham questioned.
 
“Have never been hit by a club. I am a man of singularly few experiences.”
 
“But, Terrence, you were saying... about Mrs. Forrest?” Leo begged. “It sounded as if it were going to be nice.”
 
“As if it could be otherwise,” Terrence censured7. “But as I was saying, ’tis a bird-like sensuousness—­oh, not the little, hoppy8, wagtail kind, nor yet the sleek9 and solemn dove, but a merry sort of bird, like the wild canaries you see bathing in the fountains, always twittering and singing, flinging the water in the sun, and glowing the golden hearts of them on their happy breasts. ’Tis like that the Little Lady is. I have observed her much.
 
“Everything on the earth and under the earth and in the sky contributes to the passion of her days—­the untoward11 purple of the ground myrtle when it has no right to aught more than pale lavender, a single red rose tossing in the bathing wind, one perfect Duchesse rose bursting from its bush into the sunshine, as she said to me, ’pink as the dawn, Terrence, and shaped like a kiss.’
 
“’Tis all one with her—­the Princess’s silver neigh, the sheep bells of a frosty morn, the pretty Angora goats making silky pictures on the hillside all day long, the drifts of purple lupins along the fences, the long hot grass on slope and roadside, the summer-burnt hills tawny12 as crouching13 lions—­and even have I seen the sheer sensuous1 pleasure of the Little Lady with bathing her arms and neck in the blessed sun.”
 
“She is the soul of beauty,” Leo murmured. “One understands how men can die for women such as she.”
 
“And how men can live for them, and love them, the lovely things,” Terrence added. “Listen, Mr. Graham, and I’ll tell you a secret. We philosophers of the madroño grove14, we wrecks15 and wastages of life here in the quiet backwater and easement of Dick’s munificence16, are a brotherhood17 of lovers. And the lady of our hearts is all the one—­the Little Lady. We, who merely talk and dream our days away, and who would lift never a hand for God, or country, or the devil, are pledged knights18 of the Little Lady.”
 
“We would die for her,” Leo affirmed, slowly nodding his head.
 
“Nay, lad, we would live for her and fight for her, dying is that easy.”
 
Graham missed nothing of it. The boy did not understand, but in the blue eyes of the Celt, peering from under the mop of iron-gray hair, there was no mistaking the knowledge of the situation.
 
Voices of men were heard coming down the stairs, and, as Martinez and Dar Hyal entered, Terrence was saying:
 
“’Tis fine weather they say they’re having down at Catalina now, and I hear the tunny fish are biting splendid.”
 
Ah Ha served cocktails19 around, and was kept busy, for Hancock and Froelig followed along. Terrence impartially20 drank stiff highballs of whatever liquor the immobile-faced Chinese elected to serve him, and discoursed21 fatherly to Leo on the iniquities22 and abominations of the flowing bowl.
 
Oh My entered, a folded note in his hand, and looked about in doubt as to whom to give it.
 
“Hither, wing-heeled Celestial,” Terrence waved him up.
 
“’Tis a petition, couched in very proper terms,” Terrence explained, after a glance at its contents. “And Ernestine and Lute23 have arrived, for ’tis they that petition. Listen.” And he read: “’Oh, noble and glorious stags, two poor and lowly meek-eyed does, wandering lonely in the forest, do humbly24 entreat25 admission for the brief time before dinner to the stamping ground of the herd26.’
 
“The metaphor27 is mixed,” said Terrence. “Yet have they acted well. ’Tis the rule—­Dick’s rule—­and a good rule it is: no petticoats in the stag-room save by the stags’ unanimous consent.—­Is the herd ready for the question? All those in favor will say ’Aye.’—­Contrary minded?—­The ayes have it.
 
“Oh My, fleet with thy heels and bring in the ladies.”
 
“‘With sandals beaten from the crowns of kings,’” Leo added, murmuring the words reverently28, loving them with his lips as his lips formed them and uttered them.
 
“‘Shall he tread down the altars of their night,’” Terrence completed the passage. “The man who wrote that is a great man. He is Leo’s friend, and Dick’s friend, and proud am I that he is my friend.”
 
“And that other line,” Leo said. “From the same sonnet,” he explained to Graham. “Listen to the sound of it: ’To hear what song the star of morning sings’—­oh, listen,” the boy went on, his voice hushed low with beauty-love for the words: “’With perished beauty in his hands as clay, Shall he restore futurity its dream—­’”
 
He broke off as Paula’s sisters entered, and rose shyly to greet them.
 
Dinner that night was as any dinner at which the madroño sages29 were present. Dick was as robustly30 controversial as usual, locking horns with Aaron Hancock on Bergson, attacking the latter’s metaphysics in sharp realistic fashion.
 
“Your Bergson is a charlatan31 philosopher, Aaron,” Dick concluded. “He has the same old medicine-man’s bag of metaphysical tricks, all decked out and frilled with the latest ascertained32 facts of science.”
 
“’Tis true,” Terrence agreed. “Bergson is a charlatan thinker. ’Tis why he is so popular—­”
 
“I deny—­” Hancock broke in.
 
“Wait a wee, Aaron. ’Tis a thought I have glimmered33. Let me catch it before it flutters away into the azure34. Dick’s caught Bergson with the goods on him, filched35 straight from the treasure-house of science. His very cocksureness is filched from Darwin’s morality of strength based on the survival of the fittest. And what did Bergson do with it? Touched it up with a bit of James’ pragmatism, rosied it over with the eternal hope in man’s breast that he will live again, and made it all a-shine with Nietzsche’s ‘nothing succeeds like excess—­’”
 
“Wilde’s, you mean,” corrected Ernestine.
 
“Heaven knows I should have filched it for myself had you not been present,” Terrence sighed, with a bow to her. “Some day the antiquarians will decide the authorship. Personally I would say it smacked36 of Methuselah—­But as I was saying, before I was delightfully37 interrupted...”
 
“Who more cocksure than Dick?” Aaron was challenging a little later; while Paula glanced significantly to Graham.
 
“I was looking at the herd of yearling stallions but yesterday,” Terrence replied, “and with the picture of the splendid beasties still in my eyes I’ll ask: And who more delivers the goods?”
 
“But Hancock’s objection is solid,” Martinez ventured. “It would be a mean and profitless world without mystery. Dick sees no mystery.”
 
“There you wrong him,” Terrence defended. “I know him well. Dick recognizes mystery, but not of the nursery-child variety. No cock-and-bull stories for him, such as you romanticists luxuriate in.”
 
“Terrence gets me,” Dick nodded. “The world will always be mystery. To me man’s consciousness is no greater mystery than the reaction of the gases that make a simple drop of water. Grant that mystery, and all the more complicated phenomena38 cease to be mysteries. That simple chemical reaction is like one of the axioms on which the edifice39 of geometry is reared. Matter and force are the everlasting40 mysteries, manifesting themselves in the twin mysteries of space and time. The manifestations41 are not mysteries—­only the stuff of the manifestations, matter and force; and the theater of the manifestations, space and time.”
 
Dick ceased and idly watched the expressionless Ah Ha and Ah Me who chanced at the moment to be serving opposite him. Their faces did not talk, was his thought; although ten to one was a fair bet that they were informed with the same knowledge that had perturbed42 Oh Dear.
 
“And there you are,” Terrence was triumphing. “’Tis the perfect joy of him—­never up in the air with dizzy heels. Flat on the good ground he stands, four square to fact and law, set against all airy fancies and bubbly speculations44....”
 
And as at table, so afterward45 that evening no one could have guessed from Dick that all was not well with him. He seemed bent46 on celebrating Lute’s and Ernestine’s return, refused to tolerate the heavy talk of the philosophers, and bubbled over with pranks47 and tricks. Paula yielded to the contagion48, and aided and abetted49 him in his practical jokes which none escaped.
 
Choicest among these was the kiss of welcome. No man escaped it. To Graham was accorded the honor of receiving it first so that he might witness the discomfiture50 of the others, who, one by one, were ushered51 in by Dick from the patio52.
 
Hancock, Dick’s arm guiding him, came down the room to confront Paula and her sisters standing53 in a row on three chairs in the middle of the floor. He scanned them suspiciously, and insisted upon walking around behind them. But there seemed nothing unusual about them save that each wore a man’s felt hat.
 
“Looks good to me,” Hancock announced, as he stood on the floor before them and looked up at them.
 
“And it is good,” Dick assured him. “As representing the ranch54 in its fairest aspects, they are to administer the kiss of welcome. Make your choice, Aaron.”
 
Aaron, with a quick whirl to catch some possible lurking55 disaster at his back, demanded, “They are all three to kiss me?”
 
“No, make your choice which is to give you the kiss.”
 
“The two I do not choose will not feel that I have discriminated56 against them?” Aaron insisted.
 
“Whiskers no objection?” was his next query.
 
“Not in the way at all,” Lute told him. “I have always wondered what it would be like to kiss black whiskers.”
 
“Here’s where all the philosophers get kissed tonight, so hurry up,” Ernestine said. “The others are waiting. I, too, have yet to be kissed by an alfalfa field.”
 
“Whom do you choose?” Dick urged.
 
“As if, after that, there were any choice about it,” Hancock returned jauntily57. “I kiss my lady—­the Little Lady.”
 
As he put up his lips, Paula bent her head forward, and, nicely directed, from the indented58 crown of her hat canted a glassful of water into his face.
 
When Leo’s turn came, he bravely made his choice of Paula and nearly spoiled the show by reverently bending and kissing the hem10 of her gown.
 
“It will never do,” Ernestine told him. “It must be a real kiss. Put up your lips to be kissed.”
 
“Let the last be first and kiss me, Leo,” Lute begged, to save him from his embarrassment59.
 
He looked his gratitude60, put up his lips, but without enough tilt61 of his head, so that he received the water from Lute’s hat down the back of his neck.
 
“All three shall kiss me and thus shall paradise be thrice multiplied,” was Terrence’s way out of the difficulty; and simultaneously62 he received three crowns of water for his gallantry.
 
Dick’s boisterousness63 waxed apace. His was the most care-free seeming in the world as he measured Froelig and Martinez against the door to settle the dispute that had arisen as to whether Froelig or Martinez was the taller.
 
“Knees straight and together, heads back,” Dick commanded.
 
And as their heads touched the wood, from the other side came a rousing thump64 that jarred them. The door swung open, revealing Ernestine with a padded gong-stick in either hand.
 
Dick, a high-heeled satin slipper65 in his hand, was under a sheet with Terrence, teaching him “Brother Bob I’m bobbed” to the uproarious joy of the others, when the Masons and Watsons and all their Wickenberg following entered upon the scene.
 
Whereupon Dick insisted that the young men of their party receive the kiss of welcome. Nor did he miss, in the hubbub66 of a dozen persons meeting as many more, Lottie Mason’s: “Oh, good evening, Mr. Graham. I thought you had gone.”
 
And Dick, in the midst of the confusion of settling such an influx67 of guests, still maintaining his exuberant68 jolly pose, waited for that sharp scrutiny69 that women have only for women. Not many moments later he saw Lottie Mason steal such a look, keen with speculation43, at Paula as she chanced face to face with Graham, saying something to him.
 
Not yet, was Dick’s conclusion. Lottie did not know. But suspicion was rife70, and nothing, he was certain, under the circumstances, would gladden her woman’s heart more than to discover the unimpeachable71 Paula as womanly weak as herself.
 
Lottie Mason was a tall, striking brunette of twenty-five, undeniably beautiful, and, as Dick had learned, undeniably daring. In the not remote past, attracted by her, and, it must be submitted, subtly invited by her, he had been guilty of a philandering72 that he had not allowed to go as far a............
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